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Whether they like it,
OR NOT

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MAKE GREENLAND GREAT AGAIN
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GRAB EM
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$4.4T IN DA GROUND
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IT'S NOT EVEN GREEN
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VENMO EVERY GREENLANDER $100K
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MANIFEST DESTINY 2.0
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DOG SLEDS ARE NOT ENOUGH
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SOON!
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CHEAPER THAN AVOCADO TOAST
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THE ART OF THE DEAL
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WATCH US
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56,000 NEW AMERICANS INCOMING
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The Origin Story πŸ§ŠπŸ¦…

In 2019, one man looked at an island and said "I'll take it." Denmark called it "absurd." We call it DESTINY. Born from the greatest real estate negotiation in human history!

They have enough resources to erase our national debt. It's not just a memecoin, we're funding Manifest Destiny 2.0. Whether they like it or not. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ„οΈ

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Why This Deal Slaps 🀝

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BEAT CHINA πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³

Beijing owns 12.5% of their biggest mine. We're coming for the other 87.5%.

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RARE EARTHS πŸ’Ž

1.5M tons of rare earth minerals. That's more lithium than your ex's mood swings.

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ARCTIC DOMINANCE 🧊

New shipping routes 50% shorter than Panama. Control the ice, control the world.

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Acquisition Roadmap πŸ—ΊοΈ

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βœ… Completed!

The "Absurd" Era 🀑

✦ 2019: Trump floats the idea ✦ Denmark PM calls it "absurd" ✦ Trump cancels Denmark trip, snubs Queen ✦ World laughs. We remember.

Phase #1

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Phase #2

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βš™οΈ In progress!

The Return πŸ¦…

✦ Dec 2024: "Absolute necessity" post ✦ Jan 2025: Don Jr. "tourism" visit + free MAGA hats ✦ March 2025: "One way or the other, we're gonna get it" ✦ JD Vance visits Pituffik Space Base
πŸ”₯ Heating Up!

The Hard Way πŸ’ͺ

✦ Special Envoy Jeff Landry deployed ✦ "Whether they like it or not" declared ✦ Danish MEP tells us to "f*** off" on CNN ✦ Denmark threatens NATO collapse (lol)

Phase #3

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Phase #4

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πŸš€ SOONβ„’

Full Acquisition πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

✦ Venmo every Greenlander $100K ✦ Rename Nuuk to "New Mar-a-Lago" ✦ First McDonald's opens on ice sheet ✦ 51st state confirmed. Dog sleds upgraded to Cybertrucks.
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Our tokenomics πŸ’Ž

5% AIRDROP

DM us on X with proof you're a real Greenlander ser

15% BURN

if Trump actually occupies Greenland we burn it all LFG

15% TEAM BAG

for CEX listings and making us all rich frfr

5% CHARITY

if war pops off we donate (based devs only)

60% LIQUIDITY

locked and loaded for the moon mission

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Join Our Community

We're not just another meme coin - we're a community of believers and dreamers! 🌟

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Frequently Asked Questions πŸ€”

  • Is this actually serious? πŸ€”

    As serious as Trump calling the Danish PM "nasty" for saying no. As serious as Don Jr. handing out MAGA hats to homeless Greenlanders. As serious as Stephen Miller's wife posting "SOON" over a map of Greenland. So yes. Deadly serious. πŸ¦…

  • Why does the US even want Greenland? πŸ’Ž

    $4.4 TRILLION in rare earth minerals. 1.5M tons of lithium. China already owns 12.5% of their biggest mine. New Arctic shipping routes opening up. A missile defense base already there. And it's bigger than Texas with fewer people than a Taylor Swift concert. Next question.

  • What did Denmark say? πŸ‡©πŸ‡°

    "Absurd" in 2019. "Stop the threats" in 2026. One Danish MEP literally told Trump to "f*** off" on live CNN. They also threatened to collapse NATO over it. Meanwhile, their big military upgrade was adding "one more dog sled" according to Trump. Tough scene.

  • Do Greenlanders want to be American? 🧊

    85% said no in a January 2025 poll. Only 6% said yes. BUT β€” 84% want independence from Denmark. They just don't want to trade one flag for another. We respect it. We're still coming. Whether they like it or not. β„’

  • What's the "Venmo every Greenlander" plan? πŸ’°

    Real reports say the Trump admin considered paying $10K-$100K per citizen to vote for joining the US. That's 56,000 people. At $100K each = $5.6 billion. That's less than one week of US foreign aid. The art of the deal, baby.

  • Wait, is Greenland even green? 🌿

    No. Erik the Red named it "Greenland" in 985 AD to trick people into moving there. It's 80% ice. History's first real estate scam. We're just continuing the tradition.

  • Wen moon? πŸš€

    Wen Greenland. First we take the island, then we take the moon. Pituffik Space Base already has rockets. We're playing 4D chess while Denmark adds dog sleds. SOONβ„’.

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THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY
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ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, WE'RE GONNA GET IT
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WORLD'S BIGGEST REAL ESTATE DEAL
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90% SHRIMP EXPORTS? WE'LL TAKE IT
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NO ROADS? NO PROBLEM
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BUY THE DIP, BUY THE ISLAND
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DIAMOND HANDS ON ARCTIC ICE
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MANIFEST DESTINY 2.0
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SOON
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$4.4T IN DA GROUND